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This page is pretty self-explanatory.

False Advertising

    - Are we really supposed to believe that the stupid Pink Bunny has been continuously running on the same battery for nine years?

    - I'm sure tons of fat ugly men dress up in women's clothing just so they can get in at Ladies night for free Bud Lite (aka Redneck Pi$$ Water)

    - If you buy Michael Jordan's $150 Nike sneakers, you really will play as good as him. Yup. That especially goes to all those inner-city kids whose families are on welfare. Forget a hot meal, you won't need to eat with those shoes.

    - BIG Kmart. What the hell is up with that? Apparently, the executives at Kmart had a conversation similar to this one:

                            "Well, our stores are small and dirty, we sell crappy merchandise, and we're losing money. We need to make a change."

                            "Hey, I got it. Let's change our name. When people think Kmart, they think of a bad image."

                            "Yes, indeed. But what should we change it to?"

                            "How about Sterling Stores, Pinnacle Place, Marquis Market, etc?"

                            "Wait, I've got an idea. Why don't we add a few aisles to our stores and change the name to -- get ready for this -- BIG KMART!"

                            "That is ingenious! People will automatically think our stores are humungous!! All by just changing the name."

                            "Exactly. If we just tell people it is BIG, shoppers will come by the droves!"

                            "All of our problems are now eliminated!!!!"
 
 

Irritating People

    - Hillary Clinton

    - Regis and Kathie Lee

    - Pauly Shore

    - Carrot Top

    - Bad drivers

    - Fat people who don't wear enough clothing
 
 

Public Restrooms

    - No examples needed
 
 

Bill Gates and the Microsoft Conglomerate