Personality Test

This is a test that includes 10 situations/questions. Choose the answer that best suits your personality. Please answer honestly and keep track of your choices. The numerical scores are at the bottom of the page, while the "results" are on the following page. It may be best to print this page out and mark your choices. Sorry, no Scantron forms available.

#1. You are driving along a highway when you see a hitchhiker on the
side of the road. You:

                  1. Pull over and offer him a ride.
                  2. Drive by without acknowledging him.
                  3. Attempt to run him over.
                  4. Pull over and ask him if he has any Grey Poupon.

#2. An overaggressive driver cuts in front of you on the busy highway.
You:

                  1. Thank the heavens that there wasn't a collision.
                  2. Honk your horn and/or flick him off.
                  3. Rear End him.
                  4. Write down his license plate, track down his address, and send him
                  anonymous ransom notes saying that you kidnapped one of his aunts.

#3. A panhandler approaches you on the street asking for money. You:

                  1. Offer him your money.
                  2. Walk by without acknowledging him.
                  3. Call him a bum and tell him to get a job.
                  4. Tell him that money is the root of all evil and that he should
                  thank you for not giving him any of the green cancer.

#4. Your boss has confronted you, telling you that you're not doing a
good job. You:

                  1. Accept the criticism, apologize and promise to improve.
                  2. Disagree and explain that you are indeed doing a good job.
                  3. Threaten your boss with violence.
                  4. Tell your boss that the only reason you're screwing up is to make
                  your lazy co-workers look better.

#5. A friend is revealing a deep dark secret to you and makes you promise
not to tell anyone. You:

                  1. Listen closely to the secret, and live up to your promise.
                  2. Fail to pay attention to what secrets they are telling you.
                  3. Write down the secret on a piece of paper, make photocopies, and
                  mail them to everyone you and your friend both know.
                  4. Reveal a deep, dark secret of your own: that you are the REAL
                  Unabomber.

#6. You handle stress through:

                  1. Telling everyone about your problems.
                  2. Meditation
                  3. Violence
                  4. N/A - You've never experienced stress in your life.

#7. The U.S. President that you can identify the most with is:

                  1. Bill Clinton
                  2. George Bush
                  3. Ronald Reagan
                  4. Millard Fillmore

#8. You are ticklish:

                  1. To a great degree
                  2. To a small degree
                  3. Not in the slightest degree
                  4. N/A - You've never been tickled before

#9. Your favorite ride at the amusement park is:

                  1. Ferris Wheel
                  2. Roller Coaster
                  3. Bumper Cars
                  4. N/A - You've never been to an amusement park

#10. You value this more than anything else:

                  1. Love
                  2. Money
                  3. Power
                  4. Caramel

SCORING

                  Each       "1" is worth 10 points
                  Each       "2" is worth 15 points
                  Each       "3" is worth 20 points
                  Each       "4" is worth 0 points

Add up your scores and see what it reveals about yourself. Results are
on the next page: